Happy Birthday, Human! 🐾
Meow, meow, meow! It's your birthday, and you know what that means? Cake! Yes, cake for me too, please! I've been a very good kitty this year. I've chased the laser pointer with relentless enthusiasm, I've kept you company while you worked from home (and I even tried to help sometimes, by sitting on your keyboard), and I've given you endless cuddles.
Don't forget to scratch behind my ears! You know I love that.
Oh, and I've got a little gift for you. It's not wrapped, but I hope you like it. It's a purr-fectly warm lap to cuddle on while you eat your cake.
Happy birthday, human! I hope you have a wonderful day filled with cuddles, treats, and lots of love.
From your favorite feline friend,
[Your Cat's Name]
(P.S. Please don't forget the catnip! )
